LOOK, IF YOU'RE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS FISH AND CHIPS THING, THEN WHY NOT COME DOWN TO THE GREEN DOOR STORE ON THURSDAY 12TH MAY, WHERE I WILL BE PLAYING MUSIC WHILE WRESTLING WITH FISH AND CHIP RELATED INDIGESTION, I MIGHT EVEN SAVE YOU A CHIP. I PROBABLY WILL SMELL SLIGHTLY OF VINEGAR AND THE FAT THAT THEY FRY THE FISH AND CHIPS IN. GREASE. WHATEVER. SO SORRY ABOUT THAT IN ADVANCE.
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Also, I've changed my mind, I'm not saving chips for anyone.